The 6 Word Only Story - April Discord Game.

On March 25th in the TwicthClub Community Discord we started our story. With too many people to count participating we wrote this story for a little over a month. Story Ended May 3rd. Our One Rule while adding to the story "You get Six words, add to our story. Over 6 words, gets deleted."

So the story could be read uninterupted I removed all name and date time stamps. To see who wrote what visit our Discord. All is welcome. Click on the Discord Icon on the top right of this page to join.

Warning! This Story was written in an open community environment, The story gets dark, twisted and foul just as you would expect the internet to be. But amazing people always worked hard on bringing it back to a lighter note. In short, shit gets wack, dark, deep and unicorns and rainbows really quick. You've been warned. Also Grammar and Spelling Nazi's. I did not edit this. Here it is in it's purest form.

In the Land of Twitch Club...

Every body like to have fun

and nobody is left behind others

They worshipped the almighty holy beard

When they worshiped the holy beard

a magical mist surrounded their spirits

and stroked their mighty beards.

So began the story of Twitch.

Twitch was a young boy who

always wanted a really manly beard

But he had weak asian genes.

and cursed with cottage cheese thighs

and although his muscular arms could

not wrap around Cthulhu with ease

He worked and worked for days

to be payed with greasy pizza

and gallons of diet soft drinks

That would eventually lead to kidney

Stones and man boobs, but he

never quit working at phil's farts

, the local fart store, which employed

nothing but hardworking, young individual men(edited)

except for Chet. Nobody liked Chet.

Seriously, chet was the worst guy.

Chet can go die in a

Ditch where centipedes crawl on him.

But Chet's story is not over,

He was making a evil plan

To reanimate Zombie Hitler and invade

the darkest corner of the land

Also known as, your mom, Gertrude.

Gertrude is known for her extraordinarily(edited)

Large breasts and horrible cooking skills

Not to mention her mustache fetish

her crazy hair and foul smelling

backhairs made her a formidable opponent

One day, Phil of Phil's Farts

noticed something terribly wrong on his

prostate. It had a strange, pulsating

feeling, kind of like when you

jam a q-tip too far in

to the end of your own

Unholy, god forsaken, deep, dark orifices

Phil just wants to be like

his cross dressing Uncle Bob who

Won the Pulitzer Prize for his

story of a young man who

Tried to fly using cardboard but

the homeless crack head would not

buy a piece of the great

cheese I wanted to sell him

. This is why Chet was jealous

, Chet had no willpower, but he

knew how to feed rabid baby

Sloths, to ensure a slow, painful

root canal treatment also known as

The death treatment of the age

then arose reanimated Hitler's nose of

ass sniffing. It's actually called that.

Fuck me sideways, call me fish

face. But please dont ever put

my joystick near little mutant baby

that is part borg and Vulcan

Thats lactose intolerant and allergic to

ALLERGIES. Twitch hated his life because

he suffered with an abnormally large

ego for a long time until

he adopted a cute but aggresive

Girrafe with type two diabetes with

A laser gun to take down

an army of arachnids that had

a very contagious schizophrenic syphilis disease.

After that mighty battle he went

and fell asleep on the dragon

because he suffered from severe narcolepsy

When he woke up he found

Someone had drawn penisses on him

it was probably his brother kyle

because Kyle would always like to

Be known as "The Sneaky Sharpie"

Twitch never called him that though

Becuase his name was already taken

which just made him salty as

Mcdonald's french fries, Kyle was also

A professional crossdresser who dressed as

Kylie Jenner for his own pleasure.

Meanwhile Twitch was preparing his plans

to take kyle and bop him

On the butt to weaken him

and then take his very small

slices of pizza linguini and eat

A tiny pony that liked to

Spread love and happiness to every

little boy and girl in the

I love food.It is awesome!

Yummy in my tummy! Nom Nom

was something she would have said

if her dentures were in, but

they were at the place of

Cock sucking, and she also couldnt

grow up and talk like a

Fish on steroids and Crystal meth

But it all turned around when

she discovered the wonderful world of

Suicide thoughts. But she loved it

that those thoughts were hella dumb

and wanted to frolic in some

rainbow sprinkles in a marshamallow field

which overlooked the sea of milk

cartons that had been abandoned and

left in the rain to gather

the poo of a beautiful unicorn

which could be sold for many

kilos of duritanium which is used

to make the finest sword in

all of the random battles of

toe wrestling could not keep her

feet from the mold made of

camel shit and bus tickets. Meanwhile

Jose noticed his lawn mower was

Fastly farting out toxic levels of

Racist remarks, so Jose decided that

Putting on a sumbrero would just

Help the mighty dragon see him

In his underpants so he could

slay the fiesty farting lawn mower

as the lawn mower screamed in

agony as it was possesed by

hitlers nose, and was taken to

the basement to get a sandwich

But that sandwich had been severely

Toasted to the point it was

almost a nazi, meanwhile, the hero

was chasing after a run away

Priestess, who had decided that she

Was a racist and fascist bastard

who's heart was melted with hugs

From the children of the God

that swooped down origionally to kill

the cheese that was in the

dog kennel but tragically failed and

Fell into Jose's poncho of the

deserted realm of unircorns on crack

but with only three days left(edited)

to get aboard that Host train

And escape to the land of

lollipops and unicorns that we all

Fear to the depths of our

Imaginations. As we all slowly start

To fall into the deep dark

Chasm of unimaginable pain and large

Crevices and spikes made of a

Racist and fascist regime of the

Lost dwarfs of beard land. As

the story came to an end...

Because vazio fell off of a

cliff that had hundreds of spikes

That ended up being big breasts

or so he thought but it

was massive pillows with large hidden

dicks under sheets of paper balls

that had all ducks yelling AFLAC

so he landed akwardly on a

dragon that fly away forever. END.

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